What I do all day

A friend asked me what I did all day at my job. Here's what I came up with:

1. Project manage the project managers (50%)

2. Manage risks by thinking of all the things that could go wrong and finding ways to avoid them (49%).

3. Develop new products and marketing strategies, source deals, review contracts, meet with customers, and other real work. (1%)

OK, I'm exaggerating. But not by much.